Fake Friends: Never ask for food
Real Friends: are the reason you don't have any food left

Fake Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn. We're fucked up, but that was FUN!"

Fake Friends: have never seen you cry
Real Friends: have cried with you

Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

Fake Friends: Know a few things about you
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotations

Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Real Friends: Will kick the asses of the people who left you

Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake Friends: Are for awhile
Real Friends: Are for life.

I found this in Eexin's blog and man. Some are just hilarious. Like, the jail one. LOL. and the I'M HOME! thingo. I wanted to make my own version! But.. Nah. I figured it was too harsh. So whatever, you know? And lately, I've been saying a lot of 'whatever, you know', you know? Hmm. And yes, this is actually my second blog of the day cos I'm freaking bored. I have nothing better to do. I tried to read my manga but it takes forever to load, so screw it. O well. Nothing much to say. Gonna watch tv now. There better be something to watch. -.-

P.S. SAVE OUR HOME, THE EARTH! *thumbs up*